When the Jade Empress steals the world’s largest diamonds, super heroes Bikini Avenger and Thong Girl must stop her before she uses the gems to build a dangerous sci-fi weapon.

From Toni Basil to the Eurythmics, from friendship bracelets to whip-it’s, the summer of 1984 was about as 80’s as the 80’s ever got. Stuck right in the middle of…